Lost
Lightsaber
On
Eos there was a Dark Jedi Knight
Who frequently drank all night
Until one day he passed out
Awoke and found his lightsaber he was without
Blood boiling, he went looking for a fight
First
he went straight back to the Cantina
Looking for anyone to face him in the Arena
When the owner said we are closed
The Dark Jedi Knight promptly broke his nose
Then headed back to his ship the Tangia
Before
his ship stood his Dark Jedi Master
He looked peeved off and shouted, come here faster!
Holding his students lightsaber above his head
He shook his head and scolded saying he could be dead
This was certainly a disaster
The
Dark Jedi Knight just looked to the ground
Awaiting his Masters speech to come unwound
The master finally gave him back the lightsaber
He then said, this is a one time favour
The
Dark Jedi Master then left without a sound
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