Dark
Jedi
A Dark Jedi went down to Coruscant,
He was looking for a Jedi to kill,
He was in a bind,
Wasting time,
Looking for blood to spill.
Now he found that Jedi,
And told him this,
"Now you’re a nice Jedi,
I bet you can make a fancy pie,
But not one better then I.
Now I challenge you to this,
You ugly miss,
To make a pie,
Better then I,
Before I poke out your darn eye.
Now the Jedi was a fool,
And could not make the Dark Jedi drool,
Which he did try to kill,
But now that JedI is not real cool,
Roasting on an open grill.
A Dark Jedi went down to Coruscant,
He was looking for a Jedi to kill,
He was in a bind,
Wasting time,
Looking for blood to spill.
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