Let me tell you a tale of a clan of drunks 
That certainly had its share of "hunks"

It was a clan I had joined about two years ago
It is a clan that I love: Clan Naga Sadow

This clan had always greeted me with open arms
And showed me their women of infinite charms

A clan full of dancing, and laughing, and booze
It also had a crazy mofo who many called Muz

I met the Keibatsu and watched how they'd fight
Through sword and saber and with all of their might

The Sons of Sadow were quite the crowd
As Rai's little quirks caused the channel to howl

But there are reasons why I will not leave
So now I shall drop them like sand through a sieve

Taldryan are winners, no doubt that is true
Deny them this right and your arse will be sued

Tarentum are a frightening and unnatural kind of soul
And what they do to newbies.... I don't wanna know

Scholae act like flip-floppers to me
But Braecen is my B.F.F., you see

Plagueis has a good kind of bunch
But have a few rotten apples is my kind of hunch

Arcona... Well, you know :-P

So, I'm staying with CNS as a gun for hire
Because I plan on becoming an Heir to the Empire